ROXY: THEN ONLY THING I M DRONK ON
ROXY: IS GOOD FEELINS DUDE TO FACING ALL MAY PROBELEMS IN STEAD OF RUN AWAY
ROXY: PLUST ALSO
ROXY: MEYBE A LIIIIIIL ALOCOHOL
ROXY: BUP THAS IT!!!!!!HICCOP!!!!!
DIRK: Solved all your problems?
DIRK: Yeah. You guys look like you're in great shape.
ROXY: ITCH SO TRUUUE
ROXY: YOU SHOUL TRY IT
DIRK: Try what??
ROXY: SOLVOING UR PRO PROS
ROXY: (THOZE WHAT IMA CALL PROBLAMS NOW)
DIRK: Fuck off. My problems are fine.
ROXY: WHATCH ILL GO FORST
ROXY: DIRK DID UUUUUUUUUUU NO
ROXY: I GOTS THIS YUGE FUGGIN CRUNCH ON YOU?
DIRK: Yes.
ROXY: OM MY GAAAWD IDS SO GOOG TO GEH THAT OFF MY SHEST!
ROXY: WE SHUD GET MARRY DORK U WANNA MARRY ME?
DIRK: Uh. No?
ROXY: BUT WEERE ALL GETTIN MARRIAD EVERY 1 IS DOING IS
ROXY: JANE JAKE MEE ALL GETING WAY FUCKIN BETHROTHED UP IN HERE
ROXY: NO 2 MENTION SOME BABS IN THA WORSK ;)
ROXY: (IMPLAYING THAT SEXXX HAPENS!)
DIRK: Roxy, even if blurting out random ass confessions in any way constituted "solving personal problems," it's not like that was ever a secret.
DIRK: I always knew you liked me. You told me practically every fucking day.