WORTHLESS GARBAGE.
STUPID.
WHO CARES?
WOW.
NO.
BORING.
BULLSHIT.
DUMB NOISE.
WHO CARES?
WHATEVER.
MORONS.
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THE ALPHA MALE DOES THE REQUISITE THINGS WITH THE STUFF. HIS ADVENTURE IS NIGH.
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