WORTHLESS GARBAGE.
STUPID.
WHO CARES?
WOW.
NO.
BORING.
BULLSHIT.
DUMB NOISE.
WHO CARES?
WHATEVER.
MORONS.
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ALPHA MALE: RECEIVE BOON FROM YOUR CREATOR.
I GIVE THE MALE A MYSTERIOUS CHEST.
WILL WHAT IS INSIDE. TURN THE TIDE OF BATTLE?? LET'S FIND OUT.
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